What a day!!!!!
Easter weekend is Crazy!!!! I mean crazy.
Let me back up a little so you can get the feel of what I went through today.
I thought it would be a great idea to take my 4 year old who's now developed her own opinions on things and my nutty two year old who's...well, TWO!!! Need I say more? Anyways, I thought it would be a great idea to take them to the Easter party here in our local Metro Center Mall. No big deal right? Yeah...right! Both girls are screaming the whole way there. My oldest was putting stickers on my youngest and she did not like it, not at all. darn near had to pull over to prevent a full blown sticker crisis.
Once we get there, we took the escalator ride down and the idea of the Easter bunny was over for my two year old. We went up and down about 100 times. Tried to do some arts and crafts with a two year old that wont sit still.
Finally decided to take them to the play land. all was fun an dandy for about 30 mins. my two year old spotted those horrible little carousel rides that will suck you for every dollar in your pocket.... She screamed so loud and had a complete melt down to the point that other mommies were giving me the look . Mommies, you know this look. It's the look of "OMG this moms kid is screaming. wtf is she doing here with a screaming kid in the play-place!" You all know this look, we've all gotten this from other parents like their kids have never done this before on a public setting. Well, you don't fool me with your unfounded looks and gawking ways! I see right through that flimsy façade and will laugh like an evil villain if ever I see your toddler screaming in the middle of a public establishment. You wait and see!
Also, to the man who was sitting in the play place talking on the phone and looking at me like wtf lady. Let me add that you sir, chose the wrong place to make a phone call and the next time your kid is being a butt-head on the slide. Please don't yell across the play area. Please get up, hang up and try your call again later. I'm not sorry my kid ruined it for you.
I finally convinced my four year old that we needed to go for a walk. screaming toddler in my arms we patiently wait for the awesome security guard and the customer service desk to get off his personal phone call to who ever "baby" was. That was the most agonizing 5 minutes of my life. Toddler screaming, four year old jumping at the counter because she cant see. screaming "mommy, mommy mommy!!" I wanted to melt away into the floor that very second or at least be helped to find the nearest ATM this way I could calm my little one and feed copious amounts of dollar bills to the evil carousel that is placed every ten feet in the mall. Of course I had to go buy something to get these dollars. Wasted $6 on pretzels my kids hardly ate and another $6 on the wretched carousel. Oh, Did I mention? I also bought french fries and a lemonade previously and had to leave them in the play area due to a child who was doing the alligator roll in my arms all the way to the ATM machine. Those ended up to be a total waste.
I wont even go into the ride home but, when I got home and got the little one down for a nap, I was finally able to open the giant box on the counter!
Just got HUGE 16LB. box in the mail full of goodies. I'm sooo excited!!!!
The product was supplied to me by NeilMed® Pharmaceuticals, inc. Included was; 4 NeilMed Naspira Nasal-Oral Aspirators. One to demonstrate and three to give away via raffle. For another raffle will be 3 Classic Porcelain Neti Pots (Green Colored), 4 PediaMist saline Spray Canisters.
The I have a huge give away in which Ii plan to have a whole brood of mommies. By Brood, I mean thirteen momma's and their kiddos running about screaming like little wild animals all while playing with every darn toy in the house. I'm ready for this itty, bitty, big hurricane of small people. All mommies will go home with a Sinus rinse bottle kit and a blue Nasaflo Neti Pot.
Sadly, everyone cant possibly go home with a super awesome green Porcelain Neti Pot, Nasal-Oral Aspirator or Saline Spray. BUT!!! I have a crap ton of $5 rebate vouchers for the Naspira AND $2 rebate vouchers to cut down the cost for mommies who really want one!
So, I will be holding a sample party for this package and have listed a sneak peek on the Arizona Moms/Soon to be moms Facebook page (find them here https://www.facebook.com/groups/816496645126706/ ).
I will soon have a raffle go up for a invite to my humble abode for a sample party!
Keep an eye out!
D.
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